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you had an ibs flair up. it's believable because nobody would volunteer that information willingly unless they shit so much, it's just a fact of life. you're an innocent man with a sensitive tummy and you were excited to go but you couldn't make it.
oh my poor baby. is the stress from these accusations messing with your gi tract?
it's too much to expect C++ keith to be honest but at least we know the truth. maybe it's just time we all let it go and move on. he's just human, after all.
so anyway, let's go shopping tomorrow.
Edited (forgot it was already saturday lmfao) 2023-11-05 20:18 (UTC)
yes and i'll throw a bag over your head and kidnap you if you don't come willingly.
- drugs
- bones
- novelty items
- a race car track set
- DIY slime kit
- anything you might give to a 10 year old
- bones
- novelty items
- a race car track set
- DIY slime kit
- anything you might give to a 10 year old
no no. i'll reverse-kinkshame you a little, vanilla boy. i'm still holding out hope for you when you're not on a time limit with a handsy stranger.
oh my godddd why couldn't you have bitten ME?? things would have gone way different leading up to today.
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