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you had an ibs flair up. it's believable because nobody would volunteer that information willingly unless they shit so much, it's just a fact of life. you're an innocent man with a sensitive tummy and you were excited to go but you couldn't make it.

Oh, you are good.

i know.

how's your tummy feeling today?

SO bad. Tummy trouble city.

oh my poor baby. is the stress from these accusations messing with your gi tract?

If only C++ Keith would just come clean.

it's too much to expect C++ keith to be honest but at least we know the truth. maybe it's just time we all let it go and move on. he's just human, after all.

Better luck next time C++ Kevin.

so anyway, let's go shopping tomorrow.

Edited (forgot it was already saturday lmfao) 2023-11-05 20:18 (UTC)

[...] Do you actually think I should go on the birthday trip thing?

yes and i'll throw a bag over your head and kidnap you if you don't come willingly.

Well, okay.

What does Zeke want for his birthday?

- drugs
- bones
- novelty items
- a race car track set
- DIY slime kit
- anything you might give to a 10 year old

Oh! I can do basically all of those!

then let's drive to the ✨MALL✨

Okay, I'm in. [...] And thank you for still tolerating me.

i love your brand of weird. Daydreaming face with knuckles curled on cheeks.

Even if I didn't like being bitten as much as I thought I would?

i can forgive bad taste in kinks.

Thank you for not reverse-kinkshaming me.

no no. i'll reverse-kinkshame you a little, vanilla boy. i'm still holding out hope for you when you're not on a time limit with a handsy stranger.

Maybe I want to do the biting.

ohhh~!!!

and, my, what sharp teeth you have~

All the better to [redacted] someone's [redacted] with.

oh my godddd why couldn't you have bitten ME?? things would have gone way different leading up to today.

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