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is it really 7MIH if nobody cries? and look at you! you survived!!

I did! [...] Actually you know what else? I have a confession to make.

oh?

I also kissed Sal in the closet, but I didn't know it was him, so please don't think I'm trying to like... Interfere with your thing or anything.

oh, i kn don't care. i mean, i'm jealous that other people got to kiss him but only because i want to kiss him too.

did you have a good time with him?

Okay, as long as we're still good? I'm sorry I got to kiss him and you didn't.

I did! He was a perfect gentleman!

we're good. i'm glad it was you and not a different sexy yet touchable mean girl like minty.

of course he was. he's my good boy. 😌

He's SUCH a good boy. You're cute together!

i knowww. he's lucky we can't touch because he would never know peace from me. i want to bite him and shake him around like a chew toy.

Maybe someday science will enable you to do that! Or maybe we'll all swap powers again and you can try it then.

every day i pray our powers get fucked up in a way that doesn't kill me. i should've done more as a possum. granted, his ribs were fucked and i had audrey unsexily rotting on my chest.

I would happily give you mine if I could! But alas.

oh well~ i like yearning for him even if it turns me into a demon. i have been looking into cuddler services though, which is a bit embarrassing for me.

I do love a good yearn.

That's nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone needs a cuddle now and again.

you seem like a good yearner.

i might just crawl into zeke's bed. if crysta's already in there then it's just a bonus.

I have a lot of practice.

Awwwww, like a cute little puppy pile. Adorable!

yearning for anyone lately?

puppies have the right idea. it's getting colder and darker. we should have a puppy pile event.

No, there aren't any good candidates at the station.

I would be down. Weighted blankets aren't enough. I want to be crushed.

unfortunate but understandable.

YOU GET IT. i need at least 200 pounds on top of me and i think that would cure me of all ailments.

I secretly made a dating profile just to see what was out there, and what I found was just No.

See? I knew you'd understand! Mabel is trained to lie of top of me to calm me down but I think I need at least a couple more of her to fully Fix Me.

you mean you don't want a freshly separated-but-not-divorced 37 year old with three young kids who just want their parents to get back together and are upset that you're even hanging around?

are you going to faint if i crush you or should i let somebody else step in?

Ugh, I'm not cut out to be a stepparent.

I don't think I will! It's calming.

you'd get bullied by the 11 year old and all their shitty little friends.

okay. let me ask around and see who's down.

They'd firstname me and mercilessly bully me into buying them a PlayStation.

I look forward to hearing whatever you find out!

and make a game out of trying to make you faint, or parts of you transform. i can see it so vividly.

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