every day i pray our powers get fucked up in a way that doesn't kill me. i should've done more as a possum. granted, his ribs were fucked and i had audrey unsexily rotting on my chest.
oh well~ i like yearning for him even if it turns me into a demon. i have been looking into cuddler services though, which is a bit embarrassing for me.
you mean you don't want a freshly separated-but-not-divorced 37 year old with three young kids who just want their parents to get back together and are upset that you're even hanging around?
are you going to faint if i crush you or should i let somebody else step in?
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kndon't care. i mean, i'm jealous that other people got to kiss him but only because i want to kiss him too.did you have a good time with him?
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I did! He was a perfect gentleman!
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of course he was. he's my good boy. 😌
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That's nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone needs a cuddle now and again.
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i might just crawl into zeke's bed. if crysta's already in there then it's just a bonus.
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Awwwww, like a cute little puppy pile. Adorable!
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puppies have the right idea. it's getting colder and darker. we should have a puppy pile event.
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I would be down. Weighted blankets aren't enough. I want to be crushed.
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YOU GET IT. i need at least 200 pounds on top of me and i think that would cure me of all ailments.
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See? I knew you'd understand! Mabel is trained to lie of top of me to calm me down but I think I need at least a couple more of her to fully Fix Me.
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are you going to faint if i crush you or should i let somebody else step in?
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I don't think I will! It's calming.
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okay. let me ask around and see who's down.
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I look forward to hearing whatever you find out!
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