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oh well~ i like yearning for him even if it turns me into a demon. i have been looking into cuddler services though, which is a bit embarrassing for me.

I do love a good yearn.

That's nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone needs a cuddle now and again.

you seem like a good yearner.

i might just crawl into zeke's bed. if crysta's already in there then it's just a bonus.

I have a lot of practice.

Awwwww, like a cute little puppy pile. Adorable!

yearning for anyone lately?

puppies have the right idea. it's getting colder and darker. we should have a puppy pile event.

No, there aren't any good candidates at the station.

I would be down. Weighted blankets aren't enough. I want to be crushed.

unfortunate but understandable.

YOU GET IT. i need at least 200 pounds on top of me and i think that would cure me of all ailments.

I secretly made a dating profile just to see what was out there, and what I found was just No.

See? I knew you'd understand! Mabel is trained to lie of top of me to calm me down but I think I need at least a couple more of her to fully Fix Me.

you mean you don't want a freshly separated-but-not-divorced 37 year old with three young kids who just want their parents to get back together and are upset that you're even hanging around?

are you going to faint if i crush you or should i let somebody else step in?