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ding-dong ditched, evening of 7/8 after Taby’s meeting

[nolitangere]

Costco rotisserie chicken. Only in the fridge for a little bit. There’s also a note, which reads,

- from Dorin

Re: ding-dong ditched, evening of 7/8 after Taby’s meeting

[failson]

Whit is surprised and delighted! He cries a little while devouring the whole thing by himself. Dorin is so nice. :')

DM 8/10

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

hello did u have a good birthday are u taking anyone to the soft launch

(don't worry about gently letting me down it's not for me)

DM 8/10

[failson]

It was great! Thank you so much for coming! One year closer to the grave (yay!).

I'm not taking anyone, no. I didn't think anyone would want to be my plus one. Why?

DM 8/10

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

one day closer to everyone else seeing all o yinz beautiful bones (there isn't a single emoji that doesn't look ominous here)

don't tell them i said this but eureka's not going n like 99% of the time i looked last night they were looking at u

DM, 8/15

[nolitangere]

WHIT. The stickers. My man. The Tuxedo Sams are off the chain. I love that little guy.

Why am I getting these, btw? Not complaining but idk why you said I’m owed stickers?

DM, 8/15

[failson]

I'm happy you like them! They struck me as very You.

[...] Oh, I don't actually remember why, just that you should have them.

DM, 8/15

[nolitangere]

Thank you… Honestly I was diagnosed as Badtz Maru by an ex and I think that’s right, but Tuxdeo Sam is who I aspire to be.

Huh. Mystery stickers. Well, I owe you one. Do you want to go
to Costco sometime?

DM, 8/25

[rainbowfish]

Are you alright, by the way? I heard you turned into a possum.

DM, 8/25

[failson]

Oh, hello! I did, but I'm fine now. Sal eventually cancelled it out for me, but it was a horrifying experience for a bit there.

DM, 8/25

[rainbowfish]

[...] What was it like?

DM, 8/29

[nolitangere]

Whit! Thanks. I'm going to put the card up in the living room, the color scheme is sick. And the casserole was great. We're really gonna kill it with the dinner party rebrand.

DM, 8/29

[failson]

Oh, I'm so glad! I hope the food was all right, I made sure to find a recipe without cheese, but I wasn't sure what Annie's preferences were.

Welcome! I'm glad you guys are up here now!

DM, 8/29

[nolitangere]

Annie likes cheese! Spicy food, things with strong flavors generally, sweets. She's not picky, I'm the fussy eater. Although she's mostly vegetarian.

What about your food preferences?

DM, 9/8

[nolitangere]

BOS. TON!

So here's my proposed itinerary. I tried to throw in a mix of different styles and price points, but if it seems like I'm missing anything you'd be interested in, let me know. Maybe next Saturday? What do you think?

- Leave Enodia at 6:30 AM. SHARP! :)
- Arrive at Great Taste Bakery & Restaurant ~ 10. Dim sum, but we gotta keep it moving.
- Stop 1: Primark. Fast-fashion retailer from Ireland, I'm kind of interested in seeing what they got. This is the first and only US location.
- Stop 2: Concepts International. Streetwear/hypebeast/sneakerhead clothing. I feel like this isn't precisely your scene, but it's worth checking out, imo.
- Stop 3: Nordstrom Rack. The Rack, baby. This should be at least a little familiar. Discounted department store clothing.
- Stop 4: Buck Mason. I've been to the one in LA, this store is for guys who dream of living in the woods and writing the next great American novel. So you'd be a god among them.
- Stop 5: Uniqlo. Affordable, stylish box clothing. :)
- Stop 6: Bodega. Streetwear/hypebeast/sneakerhead clothing, but more affordable than Concepts International (think Vans versus Off-White).
- By this point, we will probably be exhausted and hungry, so we'll need to head to Mahaniyom for Thai tapas. Sounds good...?
- Stop 7: Buffalo Exchange. Used clothing, I used to go to the one in Long Beach, CA, decently curated but not dirt cheap.
- Stop 8 (if we're not too tired or repulsed by the idea of shopping): The Garment District. Located in Cambridge, so my suspicion is this store trends more toward the college-aged crowd. Still, might be interesting to check out, and you can also buy clothing by the pound here.

Lmk what you think! We should be back in Enodia by 11:00 PM by the latest, lol.

DM, 9/8

[failson]

WOWZA! Ohmygosh, this looks amazing??? You're incredible! I love all of this, thank you so much for putting it all together? I'm so excited!!!

How are you feeling?

DM, 9/8

[nolitangere]

No problem, I'm excited to see what connects with you. And this works out for me too, because I think the plan is for me and Annie to visit her parents later this month, so I need some nice clothes.

I had a lumbar puncture this morning, so: tired, headache, back kinda hurts. Basically, I feel busted. And I have to lie on my back, which is very boring. How's it with you? You un-possumed yourself by the time I dropped off Hot Cheetos, so that must have felt nice.

dm 9.11

[readjusting]

hey boss

dm 9.11

[failson]

Just Whit is fine! Hi, how are you?

DM 10/12

[rafflesian]

babe listen i went to costco and peeked in their dumpster and there's a treasure trove in there

DM 10/12

[failson]

I'm listening... 👀

DM, 11/2

[stophit]

so you wear glasses and work in the commercial center

DM, 11/2

[failson]

[...] Yes, why?

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

i'm sorry for agreeing that you're unfuckable and then psychoanalyzing you to prove my point, and then revealing myself as the closet criminal once we were starting to calm down again.

you are actually very fuckable and your psychological profile is none of my business. and i will not bite you again.

DM 11/4

[failson]

[...] I'm sorry I'm intolerable and fucked up. You're fine.