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DM 11/4

[failson]

Yes! It was me! I wish I'd just died for real!!!

Re: DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

oh my god... i've been spreading rumors that it was c++ keith. nobody can know the truth.

DM 11/4

[failson]

I hope everyone believes you! It's the straightest thing I've ever done. 🤢

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN TELLING EVERYBODY IT WAS C++ KEITH. okay, this is good. i already have a control on the narrative. i've been swearing up and down it was keith's ass.

... i was also kind of distracted, though.

oh god do we have to gaslight eustie? i think she'll be cool. i think she hates keith.

DM 11/4

[failson]

I think she was drunk. Maybe I can pretend I wasn't there.

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

you had an ibs flair up. it's believable because nobody would volunteer that information willingly unless they shit so much, it's just a fact of life. you're an innocent man with a sensitive tummy and you were excited to go but you couldn't make it.

DM 11/4

[failson]

Oh, you are good.

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

i know.

how's your tummy feeling today?

DM 11/4

[failson]

SO bad. Tummy trouble city.

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

oh my poor baby. is the stress from these accusations messing with your gi tract?

DM 11/4

[failson]

If only C++ Keith would just come clean.

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

it's too much to expect C++ keith to be honest but at least we know the truth. maybe it's just time we all let it go and move on. he's just human, after all.

DM 11/4

[failson]

Better luck next time C++ Kevin.

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

so anyway, let's go shopping tomorrow.

DM 11/4

[failson]

[...] Do you actually think I should go on the birthday trip thing?

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

yes and i'll throw a bag over your head and kidnap you if you don't come willingly.

DM 11/4

[failson]

Well, okay.

What does Zeke want for his birthday?

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

- drugs
- bones
- novelty items
- a race car track set
- DIY slime kit
- anything you might give to a 10 year old

DM 11/4

[failson]

Oh! I can do basically all of those!

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

then let's drive to the ✨MALL✨

DM 11/4

[failson]

Okay, I'm in. [...] And thank you for still tolerating me.

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

i love your brand of weird.

DM 11/4

[failson]

Even if I didn't like being bitten as much as I thought I would?

DM 11/4

[rafflesian]

i can forgive bad taste in kinks.

DM 11/4

[failson]

Thank you for not reverse-kinkshaming me.