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DM 8/10

[failson]

It was great! Thank you so much for coming! One year closer to the grave (yay!).

I'm not taking anyone, no. I didn't think anyone would want to be my plus one. Why?

DM 8/10

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

one day closer to everyone else seeing all o yinz beautiful bones (there isn't a single emoji that doesn't look ominous here)

don't tell them i said this but eureka's not going n like 99% of the time i looked last night they were looking at u

DM 8/10

[failson]

I'd better not get drafted into the skeleton army. I want to rest.

[...] That's probably just because they have incriminating evidence against me, but if they'd like to come, I can ask them?

DM 8/10

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

how do you expect us to defeat the ghost and mummy armies if we can't recruit bone ppl

i've known eurie most my life incriminating evidence usually makes them like someone more [...] but tbh i think they do wanna go and only a little bc they're jealous

DM 8/10

[failson]

Don't mummies still have bones? Can a ghost and a skeleton come from the same person??

Well, they can definitely come with me if they want? I just didn't want to ask anyone and for them to go "EWWW GROSS" or whatever. I would've invited them if I'd known they needed an in.

DM 8/10

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i think when u die u must swear allegiance to one of the armies it's part of the code of deathics

eureka brings home roadkill like a feral cat i think a cute opossum boy with a pulse is actually v quaint for them. [...] you should ask them before i screw it up i am famously bad at communication i might tell them you died dodging the skeleton draft and think it's the truth.

DM 8/10

[failson]

This still sounds better than whatever Christianity has going on.

I don't know about th Okay. I'll try. But like, no hard feelings if they don't want to be seen with someone who looks like they eat roadkill.