It's a brave new world out there, but am I ready for it?? Maybe you can tell me what all the best stuff is to stock up on, since I can't just go buy fries at Food Here any more.
Thank you for the characters, Mr Sanrio, but I can take it from there. š
That's very true! And yes, I am very excited! Unless it does mean I'm actually turning fully into an opossum forever, in which case, I will be considerably less stoked.
Can I help in any way? I can pretend to be a dirtbag, if you want.
For sure, dude. You'll be Anthony Bourdain and I'll be your local food guide. And you can act like the Costco hot dogs are some crazy good unique and hyper-local dish, and then say something really political right after.
I mean, perma-possum life would be very unstokeworthy, but since you said you can control some things, I don't think you're at risk of that? It's worth monitoring, though. You should keep a powers progress journal. I did that back in the day. It was actually helpful.
Yes, you can help by putting your evil eye on her stuff. Not the stuff for her soccer kids, because they're innocent in this. But if she's buying another $600 leg of jamon iberico, we need to put the evil eye on that. [...] Also yeah you can get entire legs of jamon iberico at this Costco.
I can't wait to get profound and worldly with you over Costco hotdogs!
I've managed to fix some smaller things for short periods, but it's hard to keep it up for long since it requires varying levels of concentration? I managed to keep the fangs at bay for the entirety of the soft open, but I was too tired to keep it up by the end of the night, and then I had an outbreak of whiskers. A progress journal is a fantastic idea, Jack! I will definitely give that a shot, thanks for that. Have you ever heard of anyone else's powers changing this late after getting them? Or am I just a late bloomer?
I didn't realise the kind of people who ate jamon iberico shopped at Costco? I'm learning so much and I haven't even gone yet.
Weirdly enough, I know of two people whose powers changed a little, or they discovered they had more powers than they thought. Like after the storm.
Each Costco has different things. My old one didnāt have jamon iberico. I know some carry $31,000 bottles of expensive scotch, which honestly freaks me out. Thereās something for everyone at Costco.
Oh I mean I donāt know for sure if the storm did it. But itās a weird coincidence it made so many peopleās powers go haywire, and now people are experiencing more changes, you know? Anyway, talk to Crysta about her powers changing. I donāt think Evan is ready yet.
I donāt think I can exist in the same Costco aisle as a $31,000 bottle of scotch. One of us is going to get destroyed.
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Thank you for the characters, Mr Sanrio, but I can take it from there. š
That's very true! And yes, I am very excited! Unless it does mean I'm actually turning fully into an opossum forever, in which case, I will be considerably less stoked.
Can I help in any way? I can pretend to be a dirtbag, if you want.
DM, 8/15
I mean, perma-possum life would be very unstokeworthy, but since you said you can control some things, I don't think you're at risk of that? It's worth monitoring, though. You should keep a powers progress journal. I did that back in the day. It was actually helpful.
Yes, you can help by putting your evil eye on her stuff. Not the stuff for her soccer kids, because they're innocent in this. But if she's buying another $600 leg of jamon iberico, we need to put the evil eye on that. [...] Also yeah you can get entire legs of jamon iberico at this Costco.
DM, 8/15
I've managed to fix some smaller things for short periods, but it's hard to keep it up for long since it requires varying levels of concentration? I managed to keep the fangs at bay for the entirety of the soft open, but I was too tired to keep it up by the end of the night, and then I had an outbreak of whiskers. A progress journal is a fantastic idea, Jack! I will definitely give that a shot, thanks for that. Have you ever heard of anyone else's powers changing this late after getting them? Or am I just a late bloomer?
I didn't realise the kind of people who ate jamon iberico shopped at Costco? I'm learning so much and I haven't even gone yet.
DM, 8/15
Each Costco has different things. My old one didnāt have jamon iberico. I know some carry $31,000 bottles of expensive scotch, which honestly freaks me out. Thereās something for everyone at Costco.
DM, 8/15
Also that's wild? I confess, I* used to be rich, but never $31,000 bottles of scotch rich.
*Well, moreso my parents were/are, I guess.
DM, 8/15
I donāt think Evan is ready yet.I donāt think I can exist in the same Costco aisle as a $31,000 bottle of scotch. One of us is going to get destroyed.
DM, 8/15
Imagine if you went Whoops! and dropped it.