I tried to impress her by climbing the furniture to turn the security system off, and I got electrocuted and blacked out and dislocated my arm, and now it's a whole... thing. She covered me with a sheet like I died. I still can't look her in the eye. It was really stupid. I saw her in the hall yesterday and she said "haha, oh boy"—nothing else! What is that supposed to mean anyway?

You should do whatever you both feel comfortable with! He's a really nice guy and he clearly likes you a lot.

I used to be until I posted some horny fanfiction as a teen and got a cease and desist from her lawyers.